![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “see other robins complain about lazy/absent/annoying baggers.”Bottom Text: “baggers are non-existent in your country”]
consider yourselves lucky if, at any point, your bagger is more of a help than a hinderance! Because where I live, we (the register operators) have to do it ourselves 100% of the time. The job of bagging groceries and stuff legit does not exist where I’m from :P On the downside, its lonely and more work, on the plus side, I do things my way :D
I’m so glad someone posted this. Every time someone’s like, “omg, I didn’t have a bagger today and the people wouldn’t even help”, I’m like… I never get a bagger.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “see other robins complain about lazy/absent/annoying baggers.”
Bottom Text: “baggers are non-existent in your country”]
consider yourselves lucky if, at any point, your bagger is more of a help than a hinderance! Because where I live, we (the register operators) have to do it ourselves 100% of the time. The job of bagging groceries and stuff legit does not exist where I’m from :P On the downside, its lonely and more work, on the plus side, I do things my way :D
I’m so glad someone posted this. Every time someone’s like, “omg, I didn’t have a bagger today and the people wouldn’t even help”, I’m like… I never get a bagger.
:/
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fuckyeahretailrobin:
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A couple walks in dressed extremely nicely. They ordered water, and then stealthily went up to the fountain to dump it out and get soda. My manager didn’t say anything, but instead went around and removed all the soda nozzles. The nicely dressed woman went back up to get more soda, and is shocked when her entire dressed is covered in a diet coke. My manager and I stay in the kitchen cracking up for a solid 45 minutes.
Wow, that’s really fucked up. You ruined her dress for what? .45 fucking cents? Yes she should have paid it, but it’s not like it costs the company that $.45 for the soda. And it’s something that I’m pretty sure A LOT of people do. I ask for a “water cup” and then get soda or tea sometimes. I hope she reports you both for doing that. You put her safety at risk, what is it had sprayed in her eye? Fuck you you righteous cunt.
Coming from someone who worked in fast food and dealt with hoyty toyty cheapskates.
Reblogged for the pretentious uppity rant. I’m gonna analyze this:
“Wow, that’s really fucked up.”
Yeah, I agree. It really wasn’t the right thing to do. But at the same time, it wasn’t the right thing to steal a drink. You realize you’re defending the petty thieves against the person who stained their clothes, right?
“You ruined her dress for what? .45 fucking cents?”
Where do you live that a drink only costs 45 cents? Because where I live, it goes up to a couple of dollars or so, depending on the size. Keep in mind that the company is losing the money they paid for the drinks along with the profit they would have gotten from the sale.
“Yes she should have paid it, but it’s not like it costs the company that $.45 for the soda.”
The fuck are you talking about, yes it does. The company pays for the drink and they turn around and sell it to customers. That’s how they make profit. If someone steals the drink, they lose that money. So yes, it absolutely does, in a very direct fashion, cost the company money.
“And it’s something that I’m pretty sure A LOT of people do. I ask for a “water cup” and then get soda or tea sometimes.”
The fact that a lot of people do it is the reason why they get so mad about it. If someone stole a couple of dollars from me, I’d be miffed at best. But if a ton of people every day stole a couple of dollars from me, I’d be out of money. And I’d absolutely be out on a rampage. The fact is, for everyone who just steals a tiny drink, “absolutely harmless”, they’re contributing to a very large loss of profits for the company. And when a company loses profits, they have to cut wages and staff. So your free drink is costing someone else a job. Oh, and even without the longwinded explanation I gave, since when is it ever alright to do something illegal because a bunch of people do it? Give me a break.
“I hope she reports you both for doing that.”
I’d like to see how that report would go.
“I’m going to report you for messing up my dress with soda!”
“Why were you getting soda if you didn’t order it?”
“I stole it.”
“You put her safety at risk, what if it had sprayed in her eye?”
Then her eye would burn some and she would get over it? It’s fucking coke, not hydrochloric acid. You’re more likely to do damage to your body by drinking the coke than by getting it in your eye.
“Fuck you you righteous cunt.”
Way to end an argument. That’s how you know the person really knows what they’re talking about. With a petty insult.
Yeah, of course it wasn’t the right thing to do. But you know what else isn’t the right thing to do? Ordering a free water cup and then stealing a soda.
I love obvious trolls. They give me something to talk about when I’m bored.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46jcxLzdz1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “see customer stealing soda.”
Bottom Text: “remove the nozzles, hilarity ensues.”]A couple walks in dressed extremely nicely. They ordered water, and then stealthily went up to the fountain to dump it out and get soda. My manager didn’t say anything, but instead went around and removed all the soda nozzles. The nicely dressed woman went back up to get more soda, and is shocked when her entire dressed is covered in a diet coke. My manager and I stay in the kitchen cracking up for a solid 45 minutes.
Wow, that’s really fucked up. You ruined her dress for what? .45 fucking cents? Yes she should have paid it, but it’s not like it costs the company that $.45 for the soda. And it’s something that I’m pretty sure A LOT of people do. I ask for a “water cup” and then get soda or tea sometimes. I hope she reports you both for doing that. You put her safety at risk, what is it had sprayed in her eye? Fuck you you righteous cunt.
Coming from someone who worked in fast food and dealt with hoyty toyty cheapskates.
Reblogged for the pretentious uppity rant. I’m gonna analyze this:
“Wow, that’s really fucked up.”
Yeah, I agree. It really wasn’t the right thing to do. But at the same time, it wasn’t the right thing to steal a drink. You realize you’re defending the petty thieves against the person who stained their clothes, right?
“You ruined her dress for what? .45 fucking cents?”
Where do you live that a drink only costs 45 cents? Because where I live, it goes up to a couple of dollars or so, depending on the size. Keep in mind that the company is losing the money they paid for the drinks along with the profit they would have gotten from the sale.
“Yes she should have paid it, but it’s not like it costs the company that $.45 for the soda.”
The fuck are you talking about, yes it does. The company pays for the drink and they turn around and sell it to customers. That’s how they make profit. If someone steals the drink, they lose that money. So yes, it absolutely does, in a very direct fashion, cost the company money.
“And it’s something that I’m pretty sure A LOT of people do. I ask for a “water cup” and then get soda or tea sometimes.”
The fact that a lot of people do it is the reason why they get so mad about it. If someone stole a couple of dollars from me, I’d be miffed at best. But if a ton of people every day stole a couple of dollars from me, I’d be out of money. And I’d absolutely be out on a rampage. The fact is, for everyone who just steals a tiny drink, “absolutely harmless”, they’re contributing to a very large loss of profits for the company. And when a company loses profits, they have to cut wages and staff. So your free drink is costing someone else a job. Oh, and even without the longwinded explanation I gave, since when is it ever alright to do something illegal because a bunch of people do it? Give me a break.
“I hope she reports you both for doing that.”
I’d like to see how that report would go.
“I’m going to report you for messing up my dress with soda!”
“Why were you getting soda if you didn’t order it?”
“I stole it.”
“You put her safety at risk, what if it had sprayed in her eye?”
Then her eye would burn some and she would get over it? It’s fucking coke, not hydrochloric acid. You’re more likely to do damage to your body by drinking the coke than by getting it in your eye.
“Fuck you you righteous cunt.”
Way to end an argument. That’s how you know the person really knows what they’re talking about. With a petty insult.
Yeah, of course it wasn’t the right thing to do. But you know what else isn’t the right thing to do? Ordering a free water cup and then stealing a soda.
I love obvious trolls. They give me something to talk about when I’m bored.
Holy Balls, this is hilarious. My friend Joel witnessed a disastrous first date, and twittered the whole thing.
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